Smokin' hot starlet (and clown fancier) Roxy DeVille offers us a Top 10 Vegas countdown to help all you perverts get all warm and tingly inside about the looming Adult Entertainment Expo at the Venetian and, of course, the mammoth AVN awards, held this year at Mandalay Bay.
And now, he-e-e-e-r-r-r-e's Roxy!
10. You can drink a 40oz while walking down the street and not have to keep it in a paper bag.
9. Hooker cards. I'm collecting them to wallpaper a room in my new house with them.
8. Vegas shopping is far superior to LA shopping. That was such a shallow porn skank girlie girl answer, I hope that you can still respect me after that...
7. Tits everywhere. And ass. Drunk tits and ass. Slutty, slutty drunk tits and ass.
6. Tanning. Watermelon margarita tanning at the pool in the lazy river at the Monte Carlo. All day. mmm...
5. Eating myself sick with the mentality that 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas', so I actually won't bring the calories home with me.
4. The people watching. Sitting on the sidelines is far more entertaining than actually participating in wacky Vegas antics.
People do really funny stuff when they're drunk. I like to watch them. Especially at O'Shea's. There's a Burger King in the casino. An Irish themed casino with a Burger King. Jesus christ that place is fantastic.
3. Fucking really loudly in hotel rooms with the curtains open. Don't ask...
2. Screaming "two glasses of ice water with ice, TWO GLASSES OF ICE WATER WITH ICE!!!!!!" at the carousel bar at Circus Circus, which is my most favoritest place in the universe. I really REALLY want to get married there. Then go on an ether binge...
1. Leaving Vegas. 'nuff said.
....
Actually now as I read this I am really sad about my decision to take a Vegas break.
For those who will stay home as well, here's my Vegas video snippet from last year.
And now, he-e-e-e-r-r-r-e's Roxy!
10. You can drink a 40oz while walking down the street and not have to keep it in a paper bag.
9. Hooker cards. I'm collecting them to wallpaper a room in my new house with them.
8. Vegas shopping is far superior to LA shopping. That was such a shallow porn skank girlie girl answer, I hope that you can still respect me after that...
7. Tits everywhere. And ass. Drunk tits and ass. Slutty, slutty drunk tits and ass.
6. Tanning. Watermelon margarita tanning at the pool in the lazy river at the Monte Carlo. All day. mmm...
5. Eating myself sick with the mentality that 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas', so I actually won't bring the calories home with me.
4. The people watching. Sitting on the sidelines is far more entertaining than actually participating in wacky Vegas antics.
People do really funny stuff when they're drunk. I like to watch them. Especially at O'Shea's. There's a Burger King in the casino. An Irish themed casino with a Burger King. Jesus christ that place is fantastic.
3. Fucking really loudly in hotel rooms with the curtains open. Don't ask...
2. Screaming "two glasses of ice water with ice, TWO GLASSES OF ICE WATER WITH ICE!!!!!!" at the carousel bar at Circus Circus, which is my most favoritest place in the universe. I really REALLY want to get married there. Then go on an ether binge...
1. Leaving Vegas. 'nuff said.
....
Actually now as I read this I am really sad about my decision to take a Vegas break.
For those who will stay home as well, here's my Vegas video snippet from last year.